Bile
Syphons are most often seen during the festival of "Tasslemas"
when they meet in towns near Birmingham to celebrate by
"Brum-gungking", highlights of which are shown
towards the end of news bulletins on Syddria.
These
huge gut blobs feed by sucking the juices from the stomach of
their victims. They are slow but extremely strong, and can suck
all the belly bile from a human in three seconds. If you are
on the Slime Plains of planet Syddria in early June, look out
for male Bile Syphons doing their famous "tassle dance"
to attract a female. It is strange to see such a horrible snot
grub performing such a beautiful act!
Syddrian
Bile Syphon Fact Box
Height
- 150-290 cm
Intelligence
- Reasonable for a blob monkey.
Food
- Bile juice.
Strength
- Arms like pythons.
How
many are in Britain? - 700 - 1000.
Notable
Features - Syddrian slime tastes like peppermint.
Learn
to speak Syddrian
May I
have the next tassle-dance? - Lollonla la lelles lon lellalalon
lanlaslal?
I want to go to Birmingham - La loollolon lol Birminghamla..
May I suck your guts? - Lollonla la linlallos lullalla ellallellanla?
