Ulareans
have become increasingly uncommon in Britain since the
early 1970s. Ulareans are the only aliens to have been
deported from UK in living memory, when the last few were
expelled just before the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
"Love
is all you need" is the normal way to say hello to an Ularean.
Their home planet is so full of love there hasn't been a war
for 756 years, and even this was fought by making love to the
enemy and sharing hallucinogenic substances. Talking to these
peace-guzzlers can be a little boring as they speak very slowly
and end every sentence with the word "man".
Ularean
Peace Mission Fact Box
Height
- 220 250 cm
Intelligence
- Fairly bright but could do better.
Food
- Mushrooms, grass, weeds.
Strength
- Not bad in an arm wrestling match.
How
many are in Britain? - 0.
Notable
Features - No nipples.
Learn
to speak Ularean
No that's
what I'm saying - Waad srant piii unch ruupit.
I know what you mean man - Unch trenp piii liii senlod oool.
Peace man - Gelley orgtewakto oool.
